Klimatfrågan

- So, mr. President. The climate, huh?
- First off, let me commend you, mr. prime minister on your great endeavour concerning these issues. I hold you in great esteem as, I am shure, many more around the world do. These are troublesome times and we have to find ways to work together in making this planet as great a world as it can be. Environmental issues must be a high priority. However...
- Yeah, I know. This is sooo boring.
- Well... Getting back to the matter at hand. As you know my hands are tied...
- Always so tied up.
- Excuse me?
- Nothing. Carry on.
- As I was saying, my hands are tied by the congress. With Copenhagen coming up...
- Oh, I long for Copenhagen! Do you know the lille havfrue?
- No...
- She is like a mermaid, a sad little mermaid sitting alone on a rock, longing for the ocean. I sometimes feel like that. When I sit in my office at Rosenbad, looking out over the ocean. All this responsibility. I never dreamt of that when I was a little kid, playing basketball in Tensta Tigers. Do you feel like that to, mr. president? Do you sometimes feel like a sad little mermaid?
- No, I can't say that I do. Anyway...
- Will you at least come see the lille havfrue with me?
- If there's time for some sightseeing I am sure that it will be one of the locations...
- No, I mean just you and me. Maybe we can share a red, danish sausage and watch the sun set.
- There is a lot to be discussed and I'm not sure there's any time for...
- We could talk and laugh. Maybe a seagull poops on my bald head. Wouldn't that be fun? And we could hold hands, like we're doing now.
- We're shaking hands, not holding hands.
- You say tomato...
- We're shaking hands. And as a matter of fact, I would appreciate it if you would let go now.
- I love you.